STOP ACTING NORMAL

Finally, a dress code everyone can ignore.

You can drop the eye contact, stop rehearsing the correct facial expression, and let the conversation become slightly more specific than anyone planned.

No explanation required.

I'm autistic too.

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CHECKING THE SHELF

- P·R sleeve print, 1.4in wide, lower right sleeve
- “pattern recognized” printed inside the back collar

PATTERN RECOGNIZED

SOCIAL PERMISSION DEPARTMENT

17 / AUTISTIC TAHITI

ITEMQTYSTATUS

acting normalQTY1STATUSdiscontinued
rehearsed responseQTY4STATUSunnecessary
appropriate eye contactQTY3 secSTATUSsufficient
actual personalityQTY1STATUSpermitted
suspiciously specific interestQTYunlimitedSTATUScontinue

DRESS CODE: optional
MASK REQUIRED: no
SOCIAL PENALTY: waived
RECOGNITION: mutual