PATTERN RECOGNIZED
PARASITE PANAMASHIPPING

the protocol nobody
warned you about.

parasite treatment, gut protocols

the body did something unspeakable. the internet had opinions.

2 PRODUCTS

Oversized Tee in Vintage Black, front print: i pooped a worm.Back: nope. fermented cabbage.Right sleeve: P·R monogram.Inside collar: pattern recognized.Printed to order. Made when you buy it. Size Chart: Oversized Tee Fits oversized. For a closer fit, size down. Size Chest (in) Length (in) XS 33–35 27 S 36–38 28 M 39–41 29 L 42–44 30 XL 45–47 31 2XL 48–50 32 3XL 51–53 33 Measurements are approximate and taken flat. Chest is measured across the front, length from shoulder to hem.Oversized Tee in Vintage Black, back print: nope. fermented cabbage.Right sleeve: P·R monogram.Inside collar: pattern recognized.Printed to order. Made when you buy it. Size Chart: Oversized Tee Fits oversized. For a closer fit, size down. Size Chest (in) Length (in) XS 33–35 27 S 36–38 28 M 39–41 29 L 42–44 30 XL 45–47 31 2XL 48–50 32 3XL 51–53 33 Measurements are approximate and taken flat. Chest is measured across the front, length from shoulder to hem.

i pooped a worm.

Oversized Tee

from $42

Receipt Crewneck in Black, front print: i pooped a worm.Back: nope. fermented cabbage.Right sleeve: P·R monogram. Inside collar: pattern recognized.Unisex classic-fit crewneck. Choose your normal size for a traditional fit. Size up one for a relaxed fit, size up two for an oversized look. Heavyweight brushed fleece (Gildan 18000). Size Chart: Receipt Crewneck Unisex classic fit. True to size for a relaxed layer. Size Chest (in) Length (in) S 20 26 M 22 27 L 24 28 XL 26 29 2XL 28 30 3XL 30 31 Measurements are approximate and taken flat. Chest is measured across the front, length from shoulder to hem.Receipt Crewneck in Black, back print: nope. fermented cabbage.Right sleeve: P·R monogram. Inside collar: pattern recognized.Unisex classic-fit crewneck. Choose your normal size for a traditional fit. Size up one for a relaxed fit, size up two for an oversized look. Heavyweight brushed fleece (Gildan 18000). Size Chart: Receipt Crewneck Unisex classic fit. True to size for a relaxed layer. Size Chest (in) Length (in) S 20 26 M 22 27 L 24 28 XL 26 29 2XL 28 30 3XL 30 31 Measurements are approximate and taken flat. Chest is measured across the front, length from shoulder to hem.

i pooped a worm.

Receipt Crewneck

from $72