faq / PATTERN RECOGNIZED

the answers first.

sizing, fabric, shipping, returns. no phone calls required.

what sizes do you carry?
xs to 3xl on the tee, s to 3xl on the receipt crewneck. the tee is a unisex retail fit. size up one for a relaxed look. the crewneck is a classic fit: your normal size for a traditional fit, size up one for relaxed. sensory peace beats vanity.
what is the shirt quality?
the tee is a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee. the receipt crewneck is a Gildan 18000 unisex heavy blend crewneck sweatshirt. both are printed to order.
how long does shipping take?
printed to order in 2 to 7 business days. us delivery is usually another 3 to 5 days, tracked.
is shipping free?
shipping is calculated at checkout.
can i return or exchange?
misprint or damage: free replacement, just send a photo. wrong size: one exchange, you cover the return shipping. we do not refund "my family did not get the joke."
do you ship internationally?
yes. autism is global. rates are calculated at checkout.
are these designs meant to be funny?
they are meant to be accurate. if that is also funny, that is the point.
why is there writing on the back?
every design is double sided. the front is the punchline, the back is the closer. the sentence is the product, the shirt is just the paper it is printed on.