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Sweatshirt

$56.99

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A soft, easygoing crewneck sweatshirt embroidered and printed with quiet, wry humor for people who prefer small talk to be optional. Lightweight-but-substantial 50/50 cotton-poly fabric drapes gently and holds shape thanks to ribbed collar and double-needle stitching. The front’s understated lowercase type—“eye contact is my cardio.”—reads like a personal note; the back expands the voice with a short, candid line that leans into sensory overload and self-care. Because this piece is knit tubular (no side seams) and finished with a tear-away label, it feels smooth against the skin and keeps irritation to a minimum. Wear it on slow mornings, layered for long travel days, or when you know an introvert-friendly social plan is on the calendar. Product features - Embroidered and printed text placements: left chest, center chest, large center chest, and wrists available - Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) with heather sport option (60/40) - Tubular (no side seams) knit with ribbed collar and double-needle stitching for durability - DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints; rest printed via DTG; OEKO-TEX® certified dyes - Made in Nicaragua; meets safety and chemical compliance standards Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Do not iron EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean