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AUTISTIC TAHITI / 17

you can stop acting normal.

Finally, a dress code everyone can ignore.

You can drop the eye contact, stop rehearsing the correct facial expression, and let the conversation become slightly more specific than anyone planned.

No explanation required.

I'm autistic too.

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FRONT
you can stop acting normal.
BACK
i'm autistic too.
SLEEVE
P·R mark, lower right
COLLAR
“pattern recognized” inside the back

CHECKING THE SHELF

  • - printed to order, just for you. nothing sits in a warehouse.
  • - printed in 2-7 business days. us delivery usually takes another 3-5 business days, tracked.
  • - misprint? free replacement. wrong size? one exchange, you cover return shipping.
  • - soft, mid-weight cotton. the kind you reach for first.
  • Written from inside the experience. If you're buying this for someone, it means you see them.

    PATTERN RECOGNIZED

    SOCIAL PERMISSION DEPARTMENT

    17 / AUTISTIC TAHITI

    • acting normalQTY1STATUSdiscontinued
    • rehearsed responseQTY4STATUSunnecessary
    • appropriate eye contactQTY3 secSTATUSsufficient
    • actual personalityQTY1STATUSpermitted
    • suspiciously specific interestQTYunlimitedSTATUScontinue
    DRESS CODE
    optional
    MASK REQUIRED
    no
    SOCIAL PENALTY
    waived
    RECOGNITION
    mutual

    wear your receipt.

    you can stop acting normal.

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